Sunday, 15 July 2012

Just give the titles to Serena and Sara!

Serena Williams vs. Coco Vandeweghe

No need for analysis here. Serena has a bigger serve, bigger ground game, bigger booty... Oops. The only thing that Coco has is bigger is perhaps her... belly. Alright, that was mean. But hey, you've got to look the part don't you. Being a professional means being in tip-top shape everytime you step on court. No wonder the men are critisizing the women for getting the same pay. Anyway, Serena will wallop Coco, give her a few mercy games. If Coco manages to win more than 4 games in the first set, Queen Serena might feel charitable and gift her the title. Who cares? Serena's heart is already in London. Let this minion have her moment.

Pick: Williams in 2 sets.

Sara Errani vs. Barbora Zahlavova-Strycova

Another title for Sara, that's for sure. Barbora had a good run as she almost had no wins for the past year. Sara will be too high a mountain to climb. Unlike Laura. Sara will not self-destruct. Besides. the whole stadium will be behind Sara. Barbora will be happy to win a few games and add precious points to her ranking.

Pick: Errani in straight sets

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